So I'm not sure if this counts but it made me laugh to tears, soo...
The No Suck Zone:
1.) My cat has a VERY annoying habit of jumping on the stove. I've tried everything I know of to get him off. Well today I forgot I left the broiler pan in the over so when I went to put dinner in I just took the pan out and set it on top of the stove. Well, idiot cat tried to jump up there and burned his little feetsies. Upside? Think the little bastard finally learned his lesson.
In other news, I'm just in slump. Aside from a string of fails on my personal part, I'm just down in the proverbial dumps. Here's hoping that tomorrow and the day after that are better.